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NettetMan- “Father, the town is flooding, you must come with us to safety.”. Priest- “No, the lord will provide. He will save me.”. A few hours later the water rose up to the roof and the priest drowned. Later in heaven the priest met God and said: Man- … NettetThe man is now getting tired but thankfully a dolphin swims under him and starts to carry him to shore, but the man pushes the dolphin away saying “I have faith, God will save … brannock\u0027s glass

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NettetApparently as a 4-year old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest. Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could … NettetJoke #497. A man was drowning and asked God to help him. A boat came by wanting to help the man. The man refused and said that God would save him. The man drowned … NettetHe tells them "Don't worry, God will save me." The water rises higher. The priest is forced up to the very top of his roof. A helicopter comes to rescue the priest. He shouts up at them "Don't worry, God will save me." The water rises above his house, and the priest drowns. swarovski jahresfiguren liste